1. It’s expensive. I’m not cheap, I’m just anti-spending money on unnecessary things. Like grocery store flowers (so tragic), cover charges, and inflated holiday menu prices. Tres gross. It’s great to stop and smell the roses and you should absolutely celebrate the human emotion of love, but…
(Source: philolzophy, via hazor)
5. Its awkward for long distance relationships
OR YOU CAN JUST THINK OF IT AS MY BIRTHDAY FITZ’S BIRTHDAY DAY DANIELLE FITZCOOLIO NATIONAL HOLIDAY